The new batch of bunnies has arrived. Sermon distraction extraordinaire.
peter & paul
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Kimberly Bohan is a priest in the Diocese of Lincoln, less surprised by angels than by being so far south. View all posts by wonderfulexchange
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Where’s my Elmer Fudd hat?
Don’t even think about it.
Rectory grounds are sanctuary.
Even for wabbits?
especially so.
what church doesn’t need fast breeders?
Know the Bugs Bunny ‘shot the Wabbit’ opera … where bugs raises his head after the tragic aria ‘I shot the Wabbit’ to say: ‘Opera is always tragic! What did you expect?’
This was about me – so so wrong to be writing about other rabbits. I do trust there are lettuces and no chamomile.
How did a woman’s name get in for mine, and not even Beatrix?
Aw, shucks, Gwanny! You’re no fun. I bet you even stop your Puddy Tat from chasing the Tweety Birds!
Relax. The bunnies are safe for 2 good reasons. Firstly, my limited interaction with things that go bang at the Grouse revealed that I am as good a shot as Uncle Elmer of Burbank CA. And secondly, not being a resident of any of the 13 former Colonies of His Late Britannic Majesty King George, I don’t have the Constituional Right to bear arms and no Chief Constable of Her Present Britannic Majesty is every going to be loopy enough whilst in office to give me a firearms licence!
Regards
Fr Dougal E. Fudd (Jr)
Watch out for Mr McGregor