Happy Birthday, father Zebadee (and can I have your new address sometime…)
Four friends have had birthdays so far this month, and I missed them all. I know I usually don’t get round to sending any of the many fine cards I buy for my friends, but to commit so many sins of omission is rare.
Hmm. Do you suppose I should take this opportunity to send the Christmas cards I got for my parents last year and the year before (6 in total, still funny, still here)?
Your request will be attended to this very day.
So nice to know I’m not the only one! (-: